Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Your HOT

Embarrassing, yet a bit funny when your neighbor comes to tell you, your seven year old son and six year old nephew were whistling at her through the window last week! My son yelled out his window to the neighbor, "Hey Cassie, my cousin thinks your HOT"! My nephew, quick to his defense said loud enough for the neighbor to hear "I didn't say that, you did".

They both ducked out of sight and peeked through the window enough to send catcalling whistles to my neighbor. She told the boys, I can still see you, they both ducked and giggled.

This morning at breakfast, I asked my son, what the comment and whistling was all about??

Mom: Were you whistling at Cassie last week?
Son: I can't remember...
Mom: Did you yell out your window, your cousin thinks she is hot?
Son(with a shit eat'n grin) Yes....
Mom: What do you know about being hot??
Son: (no response, look of a deer in headlights...busted!)

And so it begins, my son's admiration for women. Well, actually I think it began few years ago, when my son was five. He was outside playing with the girl from next door, when she bent over to grab a toy, my son took it upon himself to spank her booty! The mother caught him and said "We don't hit". My son's quick response was "She had a bug on her butt"!

For the record, these are not behaviors he learns at home, his father is a gentleman and does not catcall whistle for me or smack my butt (well, not in front of the kids).

I think my son has a thing for blondes, both the girls in this story are blonde hotties who's names have been changed to protect the innocent.

24 comments:

Melissa B. said...

Kids say the darnedest things, don't they? SITS sent me by, and I'm glad they did!

Sonja said...

HA! That's hilarious!! How adorable!

Thanks for stopping by! :)

Therese said...

Oh No!! The little man is growing up! It's crazy what nuances kids pick up these days.

I'm sure he'll be a gentleman just like his daddy!

Julia said...

Doomed you are!! My son is 5 and chases girls at the park that he just meets. I think I'm going to wrap him in plastic when he turns 16 or sooner...

Yankee Girl said...

Boys will be boys! Have fun with that!

Alicia said...

hahaaa!! totally my kids!!! my 5 yr old came home with a girls phone number!!!

One Sassy Girl said...

Sounds like one heck of a kid! And at least he knows what he likes.

The bog-on-her-butt comment killed me!

Dorkys Ramos said...

"She had a bug on her butt!" HA!

You've got a slick kid!

DT said...

lol... :p

Misty said...

My son always used to say that women were hot! Too funny! Both of my boys tell me I am hot so that makes me feel good even though I know I am not! LOL I stopped by from SITS and am glad I did! I cannot access the follower feature from my work computer as that part is blocked for some reason but I plan to follow you as soon as I can tonight! Stop by and enter my giveaways!

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Jennifer said...

Oh is that ever hilarious!! =)

Swirl Girl said...

My girls know what 'hawt' is... I wish they learned it from their dad and his constant cat calls to mommy....but no, they got it from the Disney channel.

LOL

ModernMom said...

Hee hee. A man in the making!
And seriously the neighbour came over to rat them out? Sounds innocent enough to me:)
Love your blog, hope you don't mind a new follower!

AB HOME Interiors said...

Oh my that is funny. Boys can be so silly!

Somewhere In Between said...

This is just too funny!! I love that he swatted her butt and claimed there was a bug :) Boys will be boys, no matter what the age!

Dreamgirl said...

How cute! I bet your soon will grow up to become a real charmer... He is learning early! If someone slapped my but, I would absolutely have believed the bug story!

I think your blog is just awesome. I like the whole package: design, banner, your signature and picture, your posts... So I'll become a follower!

Have a fabulous week!

Connie K said...

Hey chica ! Such a cute blog !!! i am a new follower and cant wait to read more :) have a wonderful night!

MaryRC said...

sounds pretty healthy to me:) thanks for dropping by my blog today you've got a sweet spot here.. :-)

Dana said...

I can sympathize with you. My son stood in our living room with a rool full of people to shout at the top of his lungs that "I LOVE BOOBIES!!" I was mortified and wondered where in the world that came from. Looking back now, we laugh about it, but come on....

Stopping by from SITS!

Ms Perfect said...

I'm really LMAO! Your son loves las rubias! HAHAHAHA

Faith Imagined said...

Too funny!

Miss Mercedes said...

Yeah...when my son was 5 he told me long curly hair and high heels make a woman sexy. I'm not sure why he brought it up. Maybe because I was planning to wear yoga pants and tennis shoes to his school??

BJ_Mama said...

TOO FUNNY! I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face....

Nahl said...

MUAAHAHAHAHAH i love this!