Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Drunk Texting

Okay Sassy readers....raise your hand if you have ever drunk texted someone, now raise your other hand if you have ever made a booty call after a night of drinking....how many out there have both hands up?


MySassy friends and I were having a few cocktails the other night, when I noticed one of them constantly making and receiving text messages, curiosity struck so I asked "who is it that you keep texting"?

With a saucy look on her face she responded I am drunk texting my boy toy, didn't you know it's the new foreplay??? I laughed so hard I got the hiccups and told her, I am so blogging this, tell me more!
My other girlfriends chimed in all at once and said, dating is not what it use to be, it is so much more impersonal with text messaging, instant messaging and email. There were a few married Chica's among us, and they also said that they drunk text their husbands and use text messaging as a form of foreplay...now I was really eager to learn more, single and married Chica's are using text messaging as foreplay...bow-chica-bow-wow. The next night I was amongst some guy friends and I asked them what they thought about drunk texting or foreplay messaging...they said "THAT'S HOT and went on to say who doesnt want to read saucy messages?!?
That is when I knew I had to take this to my readers.....

What is your take on drunk texting, instant messaging and emailing...inquiring Sassy minds want to know??
P.S-Yes, this is how Tiger Woods got caught (text messaging), so no comments on that lamo, let's keep it about us!!


24 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

I have most definitely drunk texted but no text foreplay. the husband has to learn to text first...sigh.

saltsays said...

I'm a serial drunk texter, but never for foreplay purposes. My phone bill is paid for by my work and I have no idea what kinds of things they'd be able to see. :)

Sassy Chica said...

Vodka Logic-thanks for commenting, give the hubster a quick 101 on text messaging(wink, wink), if you make it interesting you may have to only show him once:)

Saltsays-oooh valid point and one to grow on!!

Thanks for commenting:)

Adrian's Crazy Life said...

That is so funny! Not for me tho' I can barely text when I'm stone cold sober, let alone do anything intelligible when I'm drunk!

Merry SITSmas!

Sassy Chica said...

Merry Sitsmas Adrian!!!
Thanks for your comment, I also know some friends who have the same opinion about texting, they can barely do it when needed let alone when not, they say what happend to the good ol days when you picked up a phone or waited for a date to romance your love interest!

Maggie said...

I've done it! Before I got together wit my sx bf we would flirt around and stuff tons of fun!!! ;) It's a good way to begin some sort of relationship with someone and see where it leads you!

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

OMG drunk texting is the new foreplay...brilliant.

MsQuitey said...

I've done it before a few times. I gotta admit that I love it lol. I've only done it with ex-boyfriends or someone I was exclusively sleeping with but they seem to enjoy it.

Andi said...

Too old and too married to know about drunk texting, but if I ever decide to cheat on my hubby I will be up-to-date on the new methods - thanks Sassy!

Rosie said...

Drunk Texting? I can totally see that...It's private and you don't haveto go outside where it's quiet to do it.

Alls I text are the "don't forgets" to Hubby...Don't forget to pick up kid #2, don't forget to pay the phone bill, don't forget to buy dog food, don't forget I didn't cook tonight so there's no dinner...etc.

Whats your take on texting naughty pictures!

anne said...

sounds like sassy fun to me!

Sassy Chica said...

Hi Maggie-I love your adventerous nature, flirting is sassy and saucy:)

Chelsea-I also thought it was brilliant too, thanks for visiting!

Ms. Q-thanks for your honesty, I think it would also be a fun to get the party started, wink, wink.

Sassy Chica said...

Andi-never to late to start, give it try...and please do share how it goes! I have known of couples that are at the same party and send saucy text to eachother!

Rosie your hilarious, great way to get the honey do list documentd! Great point I so forgot to touch on Naughty pic texting, that is part of the foreplay!

Annie, I agree it sounds sassy and saucy...who doesnt like a little foreplay?

otin said...

I can't figure out sexting sober, let alone attempting it drunk!

I am not very savvy with electronics! haha

Sassy Chica said...

Hi Otin...thanks for visiting and commenting, please do stop by again soon:)

Unknown Mami said...

Oh no, no, no! I can't do that. Do you know how many times I've sent texts to the wrong people?

Ria said...

hmm i hav never done anything of that sorts. :P

Suree said...

i am hearing about this for the first time baby... thanks for the info :P

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Looks like fun! i think i can't do it!!
hugs

FRANNIE said...

Thumbs Up! Only with the BF though :).

Texting is def the new foreplay.

Susan said...

LOL that's brilliant :)))
xoxo

Jennifer Juniper said...

I'm starting to think I've been married too long! I've been hooked up since BEFORE text messaging was even a thing...Actually, I didn't even have a cell phone when we started dating. Wow, maybe I need to spice it up!

MaryRC said...

i thought it was called sexting, but maybe thats a whole other blog post!

Ashley said...

Oh yes I have drunk texted and have plenty of friends that do all the time and or you can still be sober and flirt text ! It's always fun to read those sexy text..lol